Coulson was practicing for the impending dad-off the whole time they were in Puerto Rico. “Am I dad enough, Bobbi? Am I the daddest dad to ever dad? What about if I add a hat?”
“…”
“I have made a feared assassin look at me like a teenage girl looks at her dad. I have so got this.”
for all the money that they spent on this film they couldn’t have gotten her body double a more realistic wig? it’s insanely obvious which shots are scarlett and which are the double and i can’t be the only one thats annoyed by this
[agents of shield commercial narrator voice] NEXT WEEK ON MARVEL’S AGENTS OF SHIELD: DAD-OFF EDITION watch Skye’s Murderous Monster Bio Dad vs her Mentally Unsound Adoptive Dad in a do or die Dance Dance Revolution battle. You won’t believe who breaks what.
AND LATER
“Give it up.”
“Not a chance.”
“You know you’ll never be her real dad!”
“I’m the closest thing she’s got!”
“Hi "Closest Thing She’s Got” I’m DAD”
SHOTS ARE FIRED
“Dads stop you’re embarrassing me!!!”
DON’T MISS THE EXPLOSIVE NEW EPISODE
Couldn’t we ship Coulson and Skye’s dad and have a lovely happy family with two dads? Could we do that? Could we have dad jokes, dad dancing and Coulson being teased about his slight cap obsession.
Could we have hectic family breakfasts and Skye having two dads who love and care for her even if they are hella embarrassing. Could we have a modern family vibe AOS stylee?
yes please
it’s a story that starts in conflict, the story of two men who each want skye for their own daughter, the story of two men who learn to work together and overcome their differences to protect skye, the story of two men who end up falling in love. it’s perfect.
Yes, Yes and Yes
What’s the ship name?
i think we should probably find out skye’s dad’s name before we start thinking about ship names….
i feel like the sitcom would be called Two and a Half Aliens (with coulson being the half)
Excuuuuse me, but why is the page WHITE? There only place there’s black is along the frame! This is typical white privilege at work! Everything’s gotta be white, doesn’t it? Black people are just around to frame all your privileged whiteness! Ugh. PATRIARCHY!.
Why are all of those lines so STRAIGHT! Stop being so homophobic! Oh you’d just love to pretend gay people don’t exist, but I won’t let you! We’re here, we’re queer and we’ll never let you forget about you awful breeders!
Why are those lines so masculine, your sexist shit is not welcomed here. How dare you not include feminine lines or feminine words, this is just your way of trying to show off your male chauvinistic dominance over women.This is why we need feminism. FIGHT THE PATRIARCHY!
why the fuck is the intro only written in english??? just because you speak english in america doesn’t mean everyone does! english isn’t even the most spoken language in the world! rewrite that shit in mandarin before i doxx you for being racist!!!
